Snippets...

Just my life...

Overheard carpool conversation:
SJ: Did you know that according to Disneyland, we aren’t kids anymore, we’re adults?
DJ: Really?
SJ: Yeah, after you turn 10, you have to pay adult prices.

It must be a rule somewhere…
When you lose your last tooth, you start with the deodorant.

Yup… the boy lost his last tooth today, and I got him his first under-arm-don’t smell-so-bad-stuff. Little milestones…

DJ: Is Jackie Chan a real person?
Me: Yup, I dated him a couple of times. He was looking for a wife to teach him English.
DJ: What??!! Why didn’t you keep him?
Me: Cause I didn’t like him. Plus, he was like my height.
DJ: And you didn’t feel safe?
Me: Yeah that’s part of it. Do you feel safe with BRKVW?
DJ: Oh yeah, when I am with him, anything could happen and I would be safe.
Me: You know, one day, you are going to have a girlfriend that will want you to make her feel safe. Do you think you can do that?
DJ: Oh Yeah.